Friday, May 23, 2008

Jupiterican SUVs are ruining the big planet

Well, looks like those evil rich Jupitericans driving their SUVs and running their air conditioners and leaving their cell phone chargers plugged in all the time are destroying the environment of the beloved planet.

That's what causes planetary warming, right? Rich people? Rich people who use too much energy and don't even ask permission from any other countries?

What's that? There are no SUVs on Jupiter? No evil rich people at all, no people of any kind?

No industry? No consumerism? No obesity?

Then what's causing Jupiter to warm up?

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